1 00:00:25,298 --> 00:00:27,383 Existence. 2 00:00:28,426 --> 00:00:31,846 Well, what does it matter? 3 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:36,683 I exist on the best terms I can. 4 00:00:38,352 --> 00:00:41,480 The past is now part of my future. 5 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:45,817 The present is well out of hand. 6 00:01:17,971 --> 00:01:19,514 Get it. 7 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:25,270 Ian. Pass us the ball, will you? 8 00:01:26,479 --> 00:01:28,356 Knob cheese. 9 00:01:57,591 --> 00:01:59,676 All right, Ian? 10 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:02,317 Ian. 11 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:04,819 Oh, you got it. 12 00:03:06,029 --> 00:03:07,280 Today. 13 00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:10,616 This is Deborah, you know, who I told you about. 14 00:03:10,783 --> 00:03:12,451 From the youth club. 15 00:03:17,873 --> 00:03:20,375 You can't be in my gang if you don't smoke. 16 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,711 Don't wanna be in your gang. 17 00:03:24,462 --> 00:03:26,089 Neither do I. 18 00:03:51,153 --> 00:03:53,072 I think we should go. 19 00:03:53,989 --> 00:03:55,949 - Now? - Yeah. I wanna go. 20 00:03:59,828 --> 00:04:00,954 OK. 21 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:03,832 Ian, we're getting off. 22 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:16,260 - Who's the writer? - Who'd you think? 23 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:40,866 Glucose... 24 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:42,742 ...plus oxygen... 25 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:50,041 Carbon dioxide plus water. 26 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,336 You can clearly see here that the chemicals 27 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,922 are currently out of balance. 28 00:04:57,089 --> 00:05:00,550 Your task will be to alter the molar ratios 29 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,386 in order to make the chemicals balance 30 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,849 before and after the combustion reaction has occurred. 31 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,230 Wouldn't you say that was so, Mr Curtis? 32 00:05:17,232 --> 00:05:19,151 Ian? 33 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,069 Come on, stop messing. 34 00:05:21,236 --> 00:05:23,154 Uh, Mr Curtis? 35 00:05:30,119 --> 00:05:31,579 What? 36 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:37,251 Sorry, sir. 37 00:05:41,922 --> 00:05:43,548 Who have we got today, then? 38 00:05:43,715 --> 00:05:45,466 Mrs Brady. 39 00:05:46,634 --> 00:05:50,179 - We done her before? - Don't think so. 40 00:05:50,346 --> 00:05:53,599 Let's hope she's got a sympathetic doctor. 41 00:05:55,476 --> 00:05:59,229 I mean, I like me neighbours, don't get me wrong. 42 00:05:59,396 --> 00:06:02,816 Mind you, the stink of some of them. 43 00:06:02,983 --> 00:06:05,902 I tell you, they don't wash or don't know how to. 44 00:06:06,861 --> 00:06:09,530 Stink, stink, stink. 45 00:06:10,323 --> 00:06:12,158 Stink to high heaven of piss. 46 00:06:12,324 --> 00:06:15,953 Mrs Brady, please can I use your toilet, please? 47 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,788 'Course you can, love. 48 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:22,125 - Second on the left, down the hall. - Thank you. 49 00:06:23,543 --> 00:06:25,211 Where was I? 50 00:06:25,378 --> 00:06:27,088 Oh, yes. 51 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,978 It says here Cirazapan usually prescribed for schizophrenia. 52 00:06:43,144 --> 00:06:48,149 Side effects include drowsiness, apathy, agitation 53 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:50,776 and blurred vision. 54 00:06:52,028 --> 00:06:53,571 I'm taking two. 55 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:10,002 Oh, here we go. Who's that? 56 00:07:10,169 --> 00:07:12,296 Stop it now! Stop it. 57 00:07:15,424 --> 00:07:16,884 - Hi. - Hi, Nick. 58 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,678 Nick, yeah. Hi. 59 00:07:21,304 --> 00:07:23,014 - Ian. - Hi. 60 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:24,724 Hi. 61 00:07:24,891 --> 00:07:28,269 Oh, wow, a dog. What's her name? 62 00:07:28,436 --> 00:07:30,396 - Tess. - Hello, Tess. 63 00:07:30,563 --> 00:07:33,149 Come around to speak to, you know... 64 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:36,151 See if she wants to... for a bit. 65 00:07:36,318 --> 00:07:39,738 - Debbie. - Debbie, yeah. Yeah. 66 00:07:40,363 --> 00:07:42,616 Debbie. Hi. 67 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:46,244 - Hi. - She's gorgeous. Debbie, hi. 68 00:07:46,411 --> 00:07:49,705 Hi. Do you want to come in? 69 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:54,668 Hi. 70 00:07:55,461 --> 00:07:56,670 Hi. 71 00:08:09,807 --> 00:08:12,476 My heart leaps up when I behold 72 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:14,436 A rainbow in the sky 73 00:08:16,313 --> 00:08:18,815 So it was my life began 74 00:08:19,858 --> 00:08:22,319 So is it now I am a man 75 00:08:23,695 --> 00:08:26,656 So it be when I shall grow old 76 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:29,158 Or let me die 77 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,078 The child is the father of the man 78 00:08:34,038 --> 00:08:36,665 And I could wish my days to be 79 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:41,670 Bound each to each by natural piety 80 00:08:52,304 --> 00:08:55,516 - Did you write that? - Wordsworth. 81 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:24,514 - Cheers. - Cheers. 82 00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:30,811 - I'm really excited for this. - Yeah. Same here. 83 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,731 Never really into Bowie before, you know, but... 84 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:40,779 It's a shame Nick couldn't come. 85 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,199 He did say I could go out with you. 86 00:10:44,365 --> 00:10:48,036 He said it was all right. As long as I looked after you. 87 00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:50,371 Did he now? 88 00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:56,710 Well, I didn't want him thinking we were going behind his back or anything. 89 00:10:57,836 --> 00:11:00,130 That's a bit presumptuous, don't you think? 90 00:11:01,673 --> 00:11:03,216 Why? 91 00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:05,510 I might not have wanted to go out with you. 92 00:11:05,677 --> 00:11:08,387 - Go over there. - All right. 93 00:11:23,276 --> 00:11:25,904 I wish I were a Warhol silkscreen 94 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,739 Hanging on the wall 95 00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:31,200 Or little Joe or maybe Lou 96 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:33,035 I'd love to be them all 97 00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:36,330 All New York City's broken hearts 98 00:11:36,497 --> 00:11:38,498 And secrets would be mine 99 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,042 I'd put you on a movie reel 100 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:44,212 And that would be just fine 101 00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,990 I think we should get married. 102 00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:19,745 Are you asking? 103 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,748 You're mine. 104 00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,542 Irretrievably. 105 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:30,880 - Am I now? - Yeah. 106 00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:34,258 And you know it. 107 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,807 Ian? 108 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,433 I've got a brew for you. 109 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,522 Ian? 110 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:49,327 All right, lads? 111 00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:51,162 - All right. - All right, mate. 112 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,456 It's a bit empty in here tonight. 113 00:13:54,623 --> 00:13:56,750 - Tony Wilson's over there. - Who? 114 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,669 Posh bloke from Granada TV. 115 00:13:59,836 --> 00:14:03,006 - Oh, yeah. - One day he'll be recognising me. 116 00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:06,384 - You'll have to be out a bit more. - Yeah. 117 00:14:07,051 --> 00:14:08,511 Been a bit busy. 118 00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:11,055 Getting married, finding a house. 119 00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:12,640 Sounds like fun. 120 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:17,477 - How's the band? - Yeah. Not bad. 121 00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:19,980 It's not particularly good either, is it? 122 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,151 No. We're pretty shite. 123 00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:28,529 Be a lot less shite if we could find a singer who could sing. 124 00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:36,161 I'm really looking forward to seeing this lot tonight. 125 00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:39,498 Apparently they tear up the stage and kick off mid-set. 126 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:44,335 - All right? - Gotta go. 127 00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:47,130 - Take it easy. - See you soon, Ian. 128 00:14:49,048 --> 00:14:51,926 - Embarrassed of me or something? - No. 129 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,973 - He's all right, him, isn't he? - Yeah. 130 00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:00,725 A bit tall, bit odd, but yeah. 131 00:15:34,923 --> 00:15:37,843 So you're really looking for a singer, then? 132 00:17:18,894 --> 00:17:21,855 So, what do you like doing, Colin? 133 00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:24,107 Watching telly. 134 00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:29,529 - Apart from watching telly? - Hmm, having breakfast, lunch and tea. 135 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,740 Food? Well, that's a start. 136 00:17:32,907 --> 00:17:35,242 There's plenty ofjobs that involve food. 137 00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:36,618 And watch telly. 138 00:17:36,785 --> 00:17:40,205 - So you like food and watching telly? - That's right. 139 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:42,540 Well... 140 00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:45,835 There's a job here working at Knutsford Cinema 141 00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:48,629 behind the hot dog counter. How does that sound? 142 00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:51,924 - I do not like hot dogs! - OK. 143 00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:54,635 Well, should we give 'em a ring anyway? 144 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:04,436 The colour scheme is fuckin' brown 145 00:18:04,602 --> 00:18:06,020 Everywhere in chicken town 146 00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:09,649 The fuckin' pubs are fuckin' dull The fuckin' clubs are fuckin' full 147 00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,650 Of fuckin' girls and fuckin' guys With fuckin' murder in their eyes 148 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:14,320 A fuckin' bloke gets fuckin' stabbed Waitin' for a fuckin' cab 149 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:17,239 You fuckin' stay at fuckin' home The fuckin' neighbours fuckin' moan 150 00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:19,908 Keep the fuckin' racket down This is fuckin' chicken town 151 00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:25,955 I'm a bit nervous, me. 152 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,625 Just with it being recorded and all that. 153 00:18:32,169 --> 00:18:34,672 I mean, we're actually gonna be on a record. 154 00:18:34,838 --> 00:18:37,007 I can play it at my gran's and everything. 155 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,679 How about you, Hooky? You nervous or what? 156 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:44,514 Am I fuck, man? 157 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,645 - What about you, Ian? - This is just the start. 158 00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:55,107 Steven? 159 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,069 No. 160 00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:05,783 The fuckin' pies are fuckin' old The fuckin' chips are fuckin' cold 161 00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:08,578 The fuckin' beer is fuckin' flat The fuckin' flats have fuckin' rats 162 00:19:08,744 --> 00:19:11,622 The fuckin' clocks are fuckin' wrong The fuckin' days are fuckin' long 163 00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:15,084 It fuckin' gets you fuckin' down Evidently chicken town 164 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,710 Thank you. Good night. 165 00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:24,509 Right, Warsaw, we're on. 166 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:28,221 Fuckin' hell! Who's opened the ham? You lot nervous or what? 167 00:19:36,895 --> 00:19:39,022 The next band of the night, folks: 168 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:43,401 Warsaw! 169 00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,827 You all forgotten Rudolf Hess? 170 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,791 Ian, it's 400 pound. 171 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,088 Are you sure you want to do this? 172 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,173 I know, but... 173 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,592 The band are gonna pay us back. 174 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,139 OK. 175 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,146 Let's have a baby. 176 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,443 OK. 177 00:22:22,464 --> 00:22:24,340 Four hundred quid. 178 00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:30,221 What are you lot called again? 179 00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:33,182 We were Warsaw. Now we're Joy Division. 180 00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:36,185 Excuse me, but what happened to Slaves of Venus? 181 00:22:36,351 --> 00:22:37,853 OK. 182 00:22:38,562 --> 00:22:41,439 - All right. Joy Division's good. - Joy Division, eh? 183 00:22:41,606 --> 00:22:43,525 What's all that about? 184 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:47,779 It's the name of a brothel German soldiers used during World War II. 185 00:22:49,614 --> 00:22:52,616 Well, whatever. Studio's yours. 186 00:22:57,079 --> 00:22:59,831 And it folds up to hold the record. 187 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,418 Have a look. 188 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,844 Yeah, it's good that, Bernard. 189 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,972 Thought-provoking. 190 00:23:18,432 --> 00:23:21,059 That's right. Her name's Corrine Lewis. 191 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,272 Is 2.45 Thursday all right? 192 00:23:29,317 --> 00:23:31,819 OK, then, Mr Mathers, she'll see you then. 193 00:23:32,862 --> 00:23:34,238 Bye. 194 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:37,824 Done. He sounds keen. 195 00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,253 I'll get some water. 196 00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:58,218 When you're looking at life in a strange new room 197 00:23:59,386 --> 00:24:01,096 Maybe drowning soon 198 00:24:02,222 --> 00:24:05,183 Is this the start of it all? 199 00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:11,272 I'd never stand for that. 200 00:24:12,857 --> 00:24:14,566 What? 201 00:24:14,733 --> 00:24:17,361 Being called something like "the Buzzcocks". 202 00:24:18,403 --> 00:24:20,489 What are you on about? 203 00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:24,117 I don't know. I don't mind the Buzz, but calling themselves Cocks. 204 00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:26,286 I don't get it. 205 00:24:26,452 --> 00:24:29,205 They're not calling themselves the Cocks, are they? 206 00:24:29,372 --> 00:24:31,665 They're calling themselves the Buzzcocks. 207 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:35,711 Still got the word "cock" in it, though. 208 00:24:35,878 --> 00:24:38,463 Just saying I wouldn't stand for it, that's all. 209 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:39,673 Shh! 210 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,135 They were the Buzzcocks. If you didn't know, well, now you do. 211 00:24:44,302 --> 00:24:47,180 - As you'll soon know about these lot... - That's us! 212 00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:50,266 ...a Manchester band called Joy Division. This is an EP, 213 00:24:50,433 --> 00:24:53,227 An Ideal for Living. And that wraps it up for tonight. 214 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:57,231 Keep the music coming in. Next week we have The Clash, live in the studio. 215 00:24:57,397 --> 00:24:59,649 We've just been on telly, lads. 216 00:24:59,816 --> 00:25:02,444 So is Tony Wilson a fan, then, or what? 217 00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:04,070 That was bollocks. 218 00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:07,573 He didn't even say if he liked it or anything. 219 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,701 - 'Course he liked it. - Well, how do you know? 220 00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:15,581 He waved it in front of camera like that. 221 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:18,875 Forget the record. He's got to put us on. 222 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:27,884 Hiya. 223 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,510 There he is. 224 00:25:30,845 --> 00:25:33,472 Um, just orange juice, please. 225 00:25:33,639 --> 00:25:35,224 Go on, tell him. 226 00:25:43,023 --> 00:25:44,357 OK, how are you? 227 00:25:44,524 --> 00:25:47,193 You're gonna go out there, it's all gonna be fine. 228 00:25:50,154 --> 00:25:52,656 You're not up there having a wank, OK? 229 00:25:52,823 --> 00:25:54,283 Think. 230 00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:03,541 You're a twat, you are. You're a bastard. 231 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:04,834 Am I? Why is that? 232 00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:07,211 Because you haven't put us on television. 233 00:26:09,422 --> 00:26:13,008 Well, then, you'll be the next band I'll put on, darling. 234 00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:17,221 Fuckin' right we're going on before your band, twat! 235 00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:19,556 Your band ain't even a real fuckin' band. 236 00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:21,892 - Fuck off. - Hooky'll do your head in. 237 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:23,935 Fuck off! 238 00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:22,572 That was superb, that, lads. It really was. 239 00:27:23,323 --> 00:27:25,366 I've not seen a reaction like that 240 00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,453 since George Best got kicked out for blasting a bouncer. 241 00:27:28,619 --> 00:27:30,746 I know how you can be better... like that. 242 00:27:32,081 --> 00:27:34,833 - Go on, then. - Simple. You employ me. 243 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,668 You play, I manage. 244 00:27:36,835 --> 00:27:40,589 We all get stinkin' rich and go buy fuckin' great big houses in Cheshire. 245 00:27:40,755 --> 00:27:42,549 - Job's a good 'un. - And who are you? 246 00:27:42,716 --> 00:27:45,134 Rob Gretton. I already manage a couple of bands. 247 00:27:45,301 --> 00:27:48,096 But they couldn't sniff the sweat round your bollocks. 248 00:27:48,262 --> 00:27:50,640 You lot are somethin' else. I hold my hands up. 249 00:27:50,806 --> 00:27:53,642 I am a believer in Joy Division. Fuckin' hallelujah. 250 00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:55,853 I'm also resident DJ here, 251 00:27:56,019 --> 00:27:59,648 which means I know anyone of any music biz use anywhere in this city. 252 00:27:59,815 --> 00:28:03,276 I'll have you lot signed within the month. In fact, I guarantee it. 253 00:28:03,443 --> 00:28:05,904 We've already got a manager, haven't we, lads? 254 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,822 - Who's that, then? - Fuckin' me. 255 00:28:08,823 --> 00:28:10,658 - What's your name, mate? - Terry. 256 00:28:10,825 --> 00:28:12,284 - Terry what? - Terry Mason. 257 00:28:12,451 --> 00:28:15,621 Terry Mason. Tez. You mind if I call you Tez? 258 00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:19,875 Tez, you know jack shit about this business. Wanna know how I know? 259 00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:21,835 'Cause I haven't heard of you. 260 00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:25,088 I bet you haven't even got a fuckin' telephone, have you? 261 00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:28,091 Didn't think so. How will you book gigs 262 00:28:28,257 --> 00:28:30,551 and cut deals without a phone, you daft cunt? 263 00:28:30,718 --> 00:28:32,470 No offence. I call everyone that. 264 00:28:33,596 --> 00:28:36,598 Look, I've got to pack up my gig. Ring me. 265 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:09,795 Rob's Records, Rob speaking. 266 00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:13,883 All right, Ian. Yeah, good, yeah. 267 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,723 Well, that's fuckin' brilliant, Ian. 268 00:29:24,601 --> 00:29:26,477 Well, I'll speak to you later, then. 269 00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:28,312 Fine, I understand. 270 00:29:28,479 --> 00:29:31,524 But you've got to sign with Factory. This isn't an issue. 271 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:35,277 We're a fresh and exciting label, you're a fresh and exciting band. 272 00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:39,406 And, most importantly, we both fly the flag for the Republic of Manchester. 273 00:29:39,573 --> 00:29:42,033 - Don't give a fuck about that. - I'm a royalist. 274 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,078 - And I suppose they're Nazis as well. - We're not Nazis. 275 00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:48,039 - What about the money? - It's 50l50 on the profits. 276 00:29:48,206 --> 00:29:51,667 You own all the publishing rights and can walk away at any time. 277 00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:54,628 - You serious? - Rob... 278 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:57,923 I don't fuck about with talent I want to work with. 279 00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:02,052 I'll even sign the contracts in my own blood if it'll make you happy. 280 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:03,803 We'll speak later, then. 281 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:10,268 Now remember, we are live, so no swearing or they will cut you off. 282 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,353 - What about "arse"? - What? 283 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,814 - Is "arse" a swear word? - "Arse", yes. It's a swear word. 284 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,774 - No, it's not. - Bernard, 285 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,777 out there I know "arse" isn't a swear word. 286 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:25,490 Here, in TV land, "arse" is most definitely a swear word. 287 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,035 Trust me, I know all about swearing and TV. 288 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,413 I'm a master of knowing when I can and when I can't. 289 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,374 What about "big dog's cock"? Can you say that? 290 00:30:39,378 --> 00:30:40,587 No. 291 00:30:44,215 --> 00:30:47,135 Seeing as how this is the first television programme 292 00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:50,179 which brought you the first appearances from everyone 293 00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:53,224 from The Beatles to the Buzzcocks, we like to think we bring you 294 00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:56,268 the most new and interesting sounds in the North-West. 295 00:30:56,435 --> 00:30:58,895 They're called Joy Division, a Manchester band 296 00:30:59,062 --> 00:31:03,233 except for the guitarist who comes from Salford. A very important distinction. 297 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,943 This is called Transmission. 298 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,393 I can't believe you did it. 299 00:34:00,687 --> 00:34:02,689 Must have lost about half a pint. 300 00:34:02,856 --> 00:34:04,858 Shows he's serious, though. 301 00:34:05,024 --> 00:34:07,944 - How you feelin', Tony? - Mmm. 302 00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:10,196 I've felt better. 303 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:14,575 Hold on. You spelled Morriss wrong. It's supposed to be double S. 304 00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:17,995 Tony, you're gonna have to add another S to this, kid. 305 00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:19,246 Do I have to? 306 00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:22,957 It's not very professional to spell the drummer's name wrong, is it? 307 00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:39,973 Job's a good 'un. Thanks, Tony. 308 00:34:41,725 --> 00:34:43,351 So... 309 00:34:44,227 --> 00:34:46,437 ...I can officially announce to the press 310 00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:48,648 Joy Division have signed with Factory? 311 00:34:48,815 --> 00:34:52,443 Can you fuck? I'll give you a ring and arrange a proper meeting Monday. 312 00:34:56,905 --> 00:34:59,157 Bit of a drama queen, isn't he? 313 00:35:17,591 --> 00:35:19,092 Ian... 314 00:35:21,511 --> 00:35:23,138 ...please come to bed. 315 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:36,024 Right, Geoff, well, there's your reference. 316 00:35:36,191 --> 00:35:37,651 Thank you. 317 00:35:42,781 --> 00:35:45,283 - That's fine. - Well, good luck with it. 318 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:47,493 Thank you very much. 319 00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:49,453 We are gonna be late, you know. 320 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,288 All right? 321 00:35:55,376 --> 00:35:57,920 - What's up? - Bloody dying with the flu. 322 00:35:58,086 --> 00:36:00,088 He's all right, just a bit of a sniffle. 323 00:36:00,255 --> 00:36:03,258 He's fuckin' scared of playing London for the first time. 324 00:36:03,425 --> 00:36:04,926 Chocks away. 325 00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,071 Well, that was shit. 326 00:37:12,238 --> 00:37:14,782 First gig in London, there's nobody there. 327 00:37:15,657 --> 00:37:17,701 And now I'm freezing. 328 00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:20,871 I told you it's broke. 329 00:37:21,037 --> 00:37:24,290 Well, you're probably just too thick to work it properly. 330 00:37:24,457 --> 00:37:27,001 It's a heater, Ian. You turn it on and it heats up. 331 00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:29,670 And that one doesn't, 'cause it's broke. 332 00:37:36,093 --> 00:37:38,262 Give us a go on your sleeping bag. 333 00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:42,265 - I'm dying here. - Ten minutes. I'll give you it back. 334 00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:45,476 - No. - Don't be so spoilt. 335 00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:48,187 - I'm not. I'm dying! - You've got a little cold 336 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:50,064 and that's it, babyface! 337 00:37:50,231 --> 00:37:52,316 - Hey! - Fuck off! 338 00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:56,111 - Pack it in, the pair of you. - Ten minutes, I'll give it back! 339 00:37:56,278 --> 00:37:57,905 I'm gonna crash the bloody car. 340 00:37:59,031 --> 00:38:02,158 - Ian, you fuckin' menk! - Ian, calm it, mate! 341 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:05,286 Fuckin' hell. 342 00:38:05,453 --> 00:38:07,455 Pull over. Steve, pull over. 343 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:17,381 Hooky, quick, quick, give us a hand. 344 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:20,300 Yeah, I've got his knees. 345 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,014 Fuckin' hell. 346 00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:32,812 Ian, what's up with you, mate? 347 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:37,900 Fuck, I thought he was just trying to warm himself up. 348 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,652 This isn't right, this, Rob. 349 00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,295 - What's the story, then? - He's had some kind of fit. 350 00:39:01,254 --> 00:39:04,174 Oh, right. They're clever, these doctors, aren't they? 351 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:07,969 - What kind? - Epilepsy. They're not sure. 352 00:39:09,136 --> 00:39:12,098 I thought epilepsy was only for head-the-balls. 353 00:39:12,264 --> 00:39:16,185 - What? - Head-the-balls. Spaccas. 354 00:39:16,351 --> 00:39:18,437 Nice, Hooky, nice. 355 00:39:20,105 --> 00:39:23,483 - So is he gonna be all right? - He's not said a lot. 356 00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:25,693 Well, if he were chatty we'd be worried. 357 00:39:31,032 --> 00:39:34,243 We'll try you on... carbamazepine... 358 00:39:35,536 --> 00:39:41,041 ...phenytoin, tiagabine and oxcarbazipine, 359 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:46,838 to be taken with the, uh, phenobarbital that they gave you at the hospital. 360 00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:49,715 In the meantime you'll be on the waiting list to see 361 00:39:49,882 --> 00:39:52,635 a neurologist specialist at Macclesfield General. 362 00:39:53,427 --> 00:39:56,138 You should also be getting plenty of early nights 363 00:39:56,305 --> 00:39:58,682 and steering away from alcohol. 364 00:40:04,312 --> 00:40:07,023 It's a matter of trial and error 365 00:40:07,190 --> 00:40:10,443 until the right drug or combination of drugs is found. 366 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,529 Some might work. 367 00:40:18,992 --> 00:40:22,120 And... are there any side effects? 368 00:40:29,585 --> 00:40:34,131 Carbamazepine's side effects include skin rash, 369 00:40:35,174 --> 00:40:37,593 double vision, drowsiness, dizziness, 370 00:40:37,759 --> 00:40:40,595 gastric disturbances... That means farting. 371 00:40:41,346 --> 00:40:45,934 Phenytoin's side effects include drowsiness, 372 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,811 acne, overgrowth of the gums, 373 00:40:48,978 --> 00:40:52,148 nausea, vomiting, mental confusion, 374 00:40:52,314 --> 00:40:54,983 mental slowing. That's it. 375 00:41:04,534 --> 00:41:06,953 Ian, you're gonna be late for work. 376 00:41:15,461 --> 00:41:16,753 Ian? 377 00:41:20,882 --> 00:41:22,759 Ian. 378 00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:29,098 Uh, I'm sorry, Earnest. I must have drifted off. 379 00:41:29,265 --> 00:41:32,393 - You all right? - Mmm. 380 00:41:33,978 --> 00:41:35,687 It's these tablets. 381 00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:39,524 Yeah, well, them and the late night concerts, eh? 382 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,569 Listen, um... 383 00:41:42,736 --> 00:41:46,030 I'm not sure you can do both jobs, Ian, 384 00:41:46,197 --> 00:41:49,700 so just have a little think about it, yeah? 385 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:54,204 As your supervisor I do need you to have a think about it, all right? 386 00:41:54,663 --> 00:41:56,123 Yeah. 387 00:42:21,146 --> 00:42:23,481 Hello, is Corrine there, please? 388 00:42:24,649 --> 00:42:27,151 It's Ian Curtis from the Employment Exchange. 389 00:42:27,318 --> 00:42:29,779 I was just wondering how she'd been... 390 00:42:32,031 --> 00:42:33,657 What? 391 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:35,909 Just like that? 392 00:42:38,870 --> 00:42:40,622 From having a fit? 393 00:42:41,665 --> 00:42:43,625 I didn't know that could... 394 00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:48,629 Oh. I'm so, so sorry. 395 00:43:13,652 --> 00:43:16,488 Ian, love, I'm going to bed now. 396 00:43:17,739 --> 00:43:19,366 Are you comin'? 397 00:45:12,511 --> 00:45:13,971 All right? 398 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,809 Hi. They wouldn't let me in. My name weren't on the guest list. 399 00:45:18,975 --> 00:45:20,018 I didn't know. 400 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:22,729 Somebody should've. It's bloody embarrassing. 401 00:45:22,896 --> 00:45:25,356 No, I didn't know you were pregnant. 402 00:45:55,342 --> 00:45:56,927 - Hiya. - All right, Debbie? 403 00:45:57,094 --> 00:45:59,596 - Where's Ian? - Congratulations. 404 00:46:01,348 --> 00:46:04,559 Oh, don't look so shocked, Rob. It's been comin' a long time. 405 00:46:22,534 --> 00:46:24,077 Hiya. 406 00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,663 What are you doing here? 407 00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:32,668 - She's a mate of Hooky's. - Right. 408 00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:36,046 Hi. I'm Ian's wife. 409 00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:39,091 Hi. 410 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:45,138 Do you think it's right for you to be out in your condition? 411 00:46:58,567 --> 00:46:59,818 Ian. 412 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,465 Ian. 413 00:47:23,631 --> 00:47:26,009 Come on, into the pain. 414 00:47:26,175 --> 00:47:28,302 Keep going... I've got the head, Debbie. 415 00:47:28,469 --> 00:47:30,638 Well done, well done. One last time. 416 00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:32,181 - One last time. - I can't. 417 00:47:32,348 --> 00:47:34,224 Go on. Yes, you can, you can, you can. 418 00:47:34,391 --> 00:47:37,894 Good girl. Well done. 419 00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:42,357 Good. That's great. 420 00:47:42,524 --> 00:47:44,901 Here we are. That's right. 421 00:47:46,986 --> 00:47:50,114 Ah, here we are. It's a girl. 422 00:47:51,407 --> 00:47:53,492 Ohh! 423 00:47:54,118 --> 00:47:56,954 Congratulations. 424 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,372 Mum and Dad. 425 00:48:07,130 --> 00:48:09,674 Hello. Hello. 426 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,550 Hey. 427 00:48:14,511 --> 00:48:15,971 I need a cig. 428 00:49:26,452 --> 00:49:28,371 Silklands Nightclub. 429 00:49:29,330 --> 00:49:31,082 Part-time barmaid. 430 00:49:31,665 --> 00:49:33,417 One pound ten an hour. 431 00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:36,003 Mum and Dad can look after Natalie. 432 00:49:39,214 --> 00:49:41,091 What do you think? 433 00:49:44,636 --> 00:49:46,179 Well, it won't be for long. 434 00:49:47,305 --> 00:49:50,266 I'll take care of you as soon as the new album comes out. 435 00:51:36,864 --> 00:51:39,408 Well, what happened to that tenner I gave you? 436 00:51:48,082 --> 00:51:50,793 Well, my wages are the same as everyone else's. 437 00:51:57,549 --> 00:52:00,552 - Talk to Ian, you know. Find out. - Mmm-hmm. 438 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,178 OK. 439 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:06,724 - No promises. - All right, I'll ask him. 440 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:09,352 Look, I've gotta go. 441 00:52:10,853 --> 00:52:13,105 Give Natalie a kiss for me. 442 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:17,609 I love you too. 443 00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:27,952 Not bad, eh? 444 00:52:28,828 --> 00:52:32,414 The journalist makes us out to be a bunch of pricks. Who gives a fuck? 445 00:52:32,581 --> 00:52:34,833 A bunch of cool pricks, that's what I say. 446 00:52:35,709 --> 00:52:38,128 - Who's that? - Some French bird. 447 00:52:38,295 --> 00:52:39,671 Wants to do an interview. 448 00:52:40,547 --> 00:52:43,425 She's not a Frenchy. She's, uh, she's a Belgy. 449 00:52:43,591 --> 00:52:45,969 - What did you tell her? - I said I'd ask, 450 00:52:46,135 --> 00:52:48,387 but it's unlikely to happen now. 451 00:52:48,554 --> 00:52:51,766 It's only a crappy European fanzine. 452 00:52:51,932 --> 00:52:54,977 Well, I'm all right. Why don't we do it tonight? 453 00:52:56,478 --> 00:52:58,980 We can invite her back to where we're staying. 454 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,651 - What's her name? - Annik. 455 00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:06,779 Annik. Different. 456 00:53:06,946 --> 00:53:08,531 It's foreign. 457 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:13,118 I'll have a word, boss. 458 00:53:14,119 --> 00:53:16,079 Annik? Hola. 459 00:53:26,631 --> 00:53:28,716 Come on, then. Let's have it. 460 00:53:35,055 --> 00:53:37,641 OK. 461 00:53:37,808 --> 00:53:41,228 OK, so, um... Do you like the Buzzcocks? 462 00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:45,648 They're a good laugh. 463 00:53:45,815 --> 00:53:49,277 Yeah, they're all right, apart from the "cocks" bit. 464 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,240 There you go. 465 00:53:55,407 --> 00:53:58,702 What is the most beautiful thing you've seen in your life? 466 00:54:00,579 --> 00:54:04,124 I saw a beautiful drum kit down at Johnny Roadhouse's shop once. 467 00:54:07,168 --> 00:54:09,795 What about music? Is that beautiful? 468 00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:12,047 Some of it. 469 00:54:13,966 --> 00:54:15,926 What about Joy Division's music? 470 00:54:16,093 --> 00:54:18,470 Some of it, yeah, but... 471 00:54:18,637 --> 00:54:21,223 ...some of it's not meant to be beautiful. 472 00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:30,064 Does anyone believe in love? 473 00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:35,611 I believe in pure... sex. 474 00:54:38,030 --> 00:54:40,073 I believe in feeling, yeah. 475 00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,159 What does that mean? 476 00:54:45,245 --> 00:54:47,330 You know, like if I had a car, 477 00:54:47,497 --> 00:54:50,249 and I felt love for the car and somebody kicked my car. 478 00:54:50,416 --> 00:54:53,794 I'd be as upset as if they kicked my girlfriend. 479 00:55:01,384 --> 00:55:03,678 So you're not a journalist, then? 480 00:55:03,845 --> 00:55:06,431 It's a hobby thing, not a full-time job. 481 00:55:08,182 --> 00:55:11,894 I work for the Belgian embassy, for the chancellor. 482 00:55:12,603 --> 00:55:14,688 Sounds interesting. 483 00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:18,066 Free, independent woman. 484 00:55:19,276 --> 00:55:21,361 I suppose so, yes. 485 00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:31,454 Tell me about Macclesfield. 486 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:37,376 It's grey, it's miserable. 487 00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:41,880 I've wanted to escape it my whole life. 488 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:50,596 What about your wife? 489 00:55:53,015 --> 00:55:54,975 She loves it in Macclesfield. 490 00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:04,734 You were married so young. 491 00:56:05,526 --> 00:56:08,321 I've never heard of people marrying so young. 492 00:56:08,988 --> 00:56:10,781 Yeah, I know. 493 00:56:16,912 --> 00:56:19,331 My marriage was a mistake. 494 00:56:32,384 --> 00:56:34,970 - Are you tired? - Mmm-hmm. 495 00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:54,698 Ian? 496 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,664 Ian? 497 00:59:29,021 --> 00:59:30,856 What time are they coming for you? 498 00:59:32,149 --> 00:59:33,525 Half an hour. 499 00:59:33,984 --> 00:59:36,027 Right. I'm gonna nip to the shop. 500 00:59:36,236 --> 00:59:37,862 Back in a minute, OK? 501 01:00:17,148 --> 01:00:19,025 You got your passport, Ian? 502 01:00:23,404 --> 01:00:25,615 Up the continental in the rental. Come on. 503 01:01:03,649 --> 01:01:05,026 Fresh air. 504 01:01:05,985 --> 01:01:07,528 All right, love? 505 01:01:09,363 --> 01:01:10,364 - Hi. - Hi. 506 01:01:10,572 --> 01:01:11,824 Hiya. 507 01:01:15,994 --> 01:01:17,579 I'll get in the back this time. 508 01:01:52,027 --> 01:01:53,654 Hi, Debbie. 509 01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:20,845 I must have been out when you called. 510 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,140 It was hard to get to a phone. 511 01:02:31,063 --> 01:02:33,106 Come on, girl. Yeah. 512 01:02:33,315 --> 01:02:36,234 Come on, girl. 513 01:02:44,784 --> 01:02:47,161 Did you remember to take your pills? 514 01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:48,746 Yeah. 515 01:02:52,082 --> 01:02:54,376 Are they working? 516 01:02:56,503 --> 01:02:58,380 I had an attack in Berlin. 517 01:02:58,713 --> 01:03:01,174 Oh, Ian, if they're not working 518 01:03:01,341 --> 01:03:05,094 we need to get you a doctor's appointment to change the medication. 519 01:03:11,016 --> 01:03:13,143 We really missed you. 520 01:03:20,316 --> 01:03:22,777 Oh, there's this girl at work called Claire, 521 01:03:22,986 --> 01:03:26,072 and, uh, she's invited us to her flat warming party. 522 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,990 Hasn't she? 523 01:03:28,157 --> 01:03:31,827 And I said, um, that we'd go. 'Cause Mum and Dad can look after Natalie. 524 01:03:31,994 --> 01:03:34,121 That way we get a lie in. Don't we? 525 01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:41,711 Daddy. Daddy's home. 526 01:03:41,878 --> 01:03:43,755 - Do you like the Buzzcocks? - Yeah. 527 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:45,756 We're on tour with them as well. 528 01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:49,343 Don't know what you were worried about. He fits in fine. 529 01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:53,764 But he can seem a bit distant to people he don't know. Trust me. 530 01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:58,143 Do you trust him when he's away? 531 01:03:58,351 --> 01:04:02,689 - You know, with other girls. - Totally. 532 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:09,111 He's so protective, you know. He hates me wearing short skirts. 533 01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:12,072 Goes mad if I talk to other blokes. 534 01:04:14,283 --> 01:04:16,743 He is quite famous now, though, isn't he? 535 01:04:17,827 --> 01:04:19,079 Not to me. 536 01:04:20,330 --> 01:04:22,040 I still wash his underpants. 537 01:04:28,170 --> 01:04:30,214 Do you want to sleep with other men? 538 01:04:30,422 --> 01:04:31,799 What? 539 01:04:31,965 --> 01:04:34,176 Do you want to sleep with other men? 540 01:04:36,928 --> 01:04:38,972 That's a strange question. 541 01:04:40,598 --> 01:04:43,601 Because... if you did... 542 01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:46,479 ...it'd be OK. 543 01:04:48,397 --> 01:04:49,857 I'd be OK. 544 01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:53,777 Are you being serious? 545 01:04:57,614 --> 01:05:01,534 When you say a thing like that it makes me think you don't love me anymore. 546 01:05:04,495 --> 01:05:06,372 I don't think I do. 547 01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:11,153 Belgian Embassy. 548 01:07:13,405 --> 01:07:15,115 Hello, um... 549 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:20,245 Can I speak with Annik Honore, please? 550 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:22,038 One moment. 551 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,793 Annik Honore, bonjour. 552 01:07:34,883 --> 01:07:38,386 Steve! Hey, kill it! Kill it! 553 01:07:38,553 --> 01:07:40,346 Kill it, kill it. 554 01:07:41,931 --> 01:07:44,058 - Something's up. - What? 555 01:07:44,267 --> 01:07:46,644 Rob's got one of his cheesy grins going again. 556 01:07:46,811 --> 01:07:49,188 You've been spending our wages, Rob, or what? 557 01:07:49,396 --> 01:07:52,065 Come on, then, you twisted bastard, out with it. 558 01:07:53,108 --> 01:07:56,778 It's all happenin', boys. Pack your bags, saddle up. 559 01:07:56,987 --> 01:08:00,824 Nineteenth of May we're off to the US of fuckin' A for a two-week tour. 560 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:05,453 - You're joking? - We're gonna be contenders. 561 01:08:06,412 --> 01:08:08,164 We're gonna be somebodies. 562 01:08:09,164 --> 01:08:10,624 How'd you wangle that one? 563 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:13,835 I put a lackey band around Tony's cock and balls. 564 01:08:14,002 --> 01:08:15,253 Did it drop off? 565 01:08:16,129 --> 01:08:18,757 I thought we'd celebrate. Bring them here, Terry. 566 01:08:18,923 --> 01:08:20,300 Nice one. 567 01:08:38,233 --> 01:08:40,110 What are you doing in here? 568 01:08:41,861 --> 01:08:43,571 Who's Annik? 569 01:09:03,506 --> 01:09:04,757 Eh? 570 01:09:06,884 --> 01:09:08,761 How long have you been seeing her? 571 01:09:15,058 --> 01:09:18,395 Answer me, Ian! Don't ignore me! 572 01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:26,235 Eh? 573 01:09:27,987 --> 01:09:30,114 How long have you been seeing her? 574 01:09:39,372 --> 01:09:40,915 Do you love her? 575 01:09:46,003 --> 01:09:47,463 Do you love her, Ian? 576 01:09:58,056 --> 01:10:00,350 I love you. 577 01:10:01,351 --> 01:10:03,394 I really, really love you. 578 01:10:14,404 --> 01:10:17,199 No one loves you like me. No one. 579 01:10:22,370 --> 01:10:25,122 Just answer me, Ian! Please answer me! 580 01:10:33,672 --> 01:10:35,257 I don't deserve this. 581 01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,926 I don't deserve this. 582 01:11:02,282 --> 01:11:03,741 Fuckin' hell. 583 01:11:40,316 --> 01:11:42,110 Sorry, Debbie. 584 01:11:46,322 --> 01:11:47,865 I owe you everything. 585 01:11:52,494 --> 01:11:54,204 I love you. 586 01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:00,835 What does that mean? 587 01:12:04,589 --> 01:12:06,465 I'll finish with her. 588 01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:10,719 Please. 589 01:12:29,069 --> 01:12:30,612 London Euston. 590 01:12:30,779 --> 01:12:34,700 The next train to arrive at platform six. 591 01:12:34,908 --> 01:12:37,869 - Eh-up. You all right, love? - Hello. 592 01:12:38,036 --> 01:12:39,996 - Good to see you. - Hello, love. 593 01:12:40,205 --> 01:12:41,998 - Hello. Hi. - All right? 594 01:13:04,852 --> 01:13:06,729 Steve, go and turn the heating off. 595 01:13:06,937 --> 01:13:08,772 I wanna get it colder in here. 596 01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:16,363 Will you two twats get the fuck out of my studio? 597 01:13:18,073 --> 01:13:20,283 - All right. - Go on, fuck off. 598 01:14:12,122 --> 01:14:13,832 Got it, Ian. It's good. 599 01:14:16,126 --> 01:14:18,086 It's fuckin' genius, actually. 600 01:14:35,477 --> 01:14:37,270 Hello? 601 01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:39,272 I told her. 602 01:17:21,254 --> 01:17:22,922 Fuckin' hell! 603 01:17:23,089 --> 01:17:25,132 Twinny, come on, give us a hand. 604 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,553 Come on, take him your way. Take him your way. 605 01:17:38,144 --> 01:17:40,688 Here, Twinny, get him some water. 606 01:17:51,698 --> 01:17:55,368 We're Joy Division, you're the crowd. Good night. God bless. 607 01:17:59,497 --> 01:18:02,750 - Was it a bad one? - You've had worse. 608 01:18:04,627 --> 01:18:06,504 Did Annik see? 609 01:18:06,712 --> 01:18:08,255 Everyone saw. 610 01:18:08,881 --> 01:18:11,717 That was superb, that, Ian, mate. 611 01:18:11,884 --> 01:18:13,719 You played a fuckin' blinder. 612 01:18:13,885 --> 01:18:15,595 Who won the fight, Ian or Ian? 613 01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:17,556 It's like Ian knocked Ian out to me. 614 01:18:17,722 --> 01:18:20,100 Twatted himself with a right good uppercut. 615 01:18:24,187 --> 01:18:27,440 - Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. - Girls, girls, not now. 616 01:18:27,606 --> 01:18:29,984 Hang on. Come with me. Come with the Hookster. 617 01:18:30,150 --> 01:18:32,277 I'll show you my... 618 01:18:40,326 --> 01:18:42,787 I'll go find Gillian. 619 01:18:52,337 --> 01:18:54,381 Taking your medication? 620 01:18:55,465 --> 01:18:57,092 For what it's worth. 621 01:18:59,010 --> 01:19:01,137 Chin up. Could be worse. 622 01:19:01,346 --> 01:19:03,389 Could be the lead singer in The Fall. 623 01:19:22,031 --> 01:19:23,366 Ian. 624 01:19:23,533 --> 01:19:26,369 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 625 01:19:30,914 --> 01:19:33,917 - I'm so sorry. - I had a fit. 626 01:19:34,084 --> 01:19:35,627 I'm all right now. 627 01:19:56,021 --> 01:19:59,274 Ian, Debbie on the phone for you. 628 01:20:29,802 --> 01:20:32,346 - Hello? - Hi. 629 01:20:32,554 --> 01:20:34,264 Hi. 630 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,944 Ian, you are so depressing. 631 01:21:02,915 --> 01:21:05,209 I'm so happy to sit with you here. 632 01:21:09,421 --> 01:21:10,673 Me too. 633 01:21:21,766 --> 01:21:23,476 I don't know what to say. 634 01:21:29,231 --> 01:21:31,608 I never felt this way before. 635 01:21:36,780 --> 01:21:38,740 But... 636 01:21:38,948 --> 01:21:41,618 ...at the same time I feel like 637 01:21:41,784 --> 01:21:44,871 I don't really know anything about you, and... 638 01:21:46,956 --> 01:21:49,166 ...you don't know me, and... 639 01:21:55,547 --> 01:21:57,257 Well, what do you want to know? 640 01:22:05,473 --> 01:22:07,600 Tell me your favourite movie. 641 01:22:08,601 --> 01:22:09,852 Hmm... 642 01:22:12,312 --> 01:22:17,025 I really like... The Sound of Music. 643 01:22:19,986 --> 01:22:22,822 - What? - Nothing. 644 01:22:26,742 --> 01:22:30,079 - Anything else? - Your favourite colour. 645 01:22:30,287 --> 01:22:32,414 Mine is purple. 646 01:22:33,707 --> 01:22:36,960 Blue. Man City blue. 647 01:22:38,753 --> 01:22:40,547 What is Man City blue? 648 01:22:42,048 --> 01:22:44,592 Well, Man City is a football club. 649 01:22:46,052 --> 01:22:47,511 And they wear blue. 650 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,944 - Ian... - Hmm? 651 01:23:10,449 --> 01:23:12,493 I'm a little scared. 652 01:23:14,619 --> 01:23:15,871 Scared of what? 653 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:21,626 Scared of falling in love with you. 654 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:21,139 Hiya. 655 01:24:23,015 --> 01:24:24,892 I'm so glad you're home. 656 01:24:26,310 --> 01:24:28,020 I'll make you a cup of tea. 657 01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:39,669 I don't want to hurt you, Debbie. 658 01:25:45,049 --> 01:25:46,425 Ian? 659 01:25:49,470 --> 01:25:50,888 Come to bed, eh? 660 01:25:54,641 --> 01:25:58,645 - Taken my pills. - Ian? 661 01:26:16,828 --> 01:26:18,580 Ambulance, please. 662 01:26:27,171 --> 01:26:28,422 Charcoal. 663 01:27:10,627 --> 01:27:14,214 Mr Curtis, I am here to tell you that you are well enough to leave, 664 01:27:14,423 --> 01:27:16,967 but you must get some rest for several days. 665 01:27:17,133 --> 01:27:20,720 Just be aware that your condition is extremely weak at the moment. 666 01:27:21,638 --> 01:27:23,931 But I am discharging you. 667 01:27:24,098 --> 01:27:25,558 Thank you. 668 01:27:32,439 --> 01:27:33,899 Well, that's that, then. 669 01:27:38,695 --> 01:27:40,905 I don't want to be in the band anymore. 670 01:27:41,114 --> 01:27:43,491 Unknown Pleasures was it. 671 01:27:44,742 --> 01:27:46,452 I was happy. 672 01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:50,664 I never meant for it to grow like this. 673 01:27:51,206 --> 01:27:53,875 When I'm up there, singing... 674 01:27:55,168 --> 01:27:57,837 ...they don't understand how much I give. 675 01:27:58,672 --> 01:28:00,465 And how it affects me. 676 01:28:01,424 --> 01:28:03,468 Panic's over. He's here. 677 01:28:04,927 --> 01:28:06,387 Now they want more. 678 01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:09,640 - They expect me to give more. - Just enjoy yourself. 679 01:28:11,934 --> 01:28:13,769 And I don't know if I can. 680 01:28:16,646 --> 01:28:19,315 It's like it's not happening to me, 681 01:28:19,482 --> 01:28:23,319 but... someone pretending to be me, 682 01:28:23,528 --> 01:28:25,571 someone dressed in my skin. 683 01:28:28,115 --> 01:28:30,159 Now we're going to America. 684 01:28:34,371 --> 01:28:36,248 I have no control anymore. 685 01:28:40,793 --> 01:28:42,253 I don't know what to do. 686 01:28:46,007 --> 01:28:48,384 I was pissed. 687 01:29:02,689 --> 01:29:03,689 You're on. 688 01:29:14,324 --> 01:29:17,577 - I need a few minutes. - What? 689 01:29:27,211 --> 01:29:31,340 Go and get Alan from Crispy Ambulance, and fuckin' hurry up. 690 01:29:36,678 --> 01:29:37,929 I'm sorry. 691 01:29:40,014 --> 01:29:43,518 Take as long as you need. How long do you need? 692 01:29:50,482 --> 01:29:52,609 You know the words to our songs, don't you? 693 01:29:52,818 --> 01:29:54,319 - Most of them. What? - Get on. 694 01:29:55,946 --> 01:29:59,783 First two tracks, Disorder, Colony, till Ian feels better. Twenty quid. 695 01:29:59,991 --> 01:30:02,368 - Serious? - I look like I'm fucking jokin'? 696 01:30:18,675 --> 01:30:19,843 Off! Off! Off! 697 01:30:20,051 --> 01:30:21,928 Shit! 698 01:30:22,095 --> 01:30:24,055 You all right, Ian, mate? 699 01:30:29,476 --> 01:30:30,936 Ready to go on? 700 01:30:31,562 --> 01:30:34,272 Ian! Ian! Ian! Ian! 701 01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:36,733 Ian, talk to me. 702 01:30:39,069 --> 01:30:40,945 - OK. - OK. 703 01:31:01,214 --> 01:31:04,133 - Where's my 20 quid? - In my "fuck off" pocket. 704 01:31:37,998 --> 01:31:39,582 Twenty quid. Go on. 705 01:31:39,749 --> 01:31:41,000 I want 50. 706 01:31:42,126 --> 01:31:43,586 You fucker. 707 01:31:54,638 --> 01:31:56,681 Get Hooky off the stage now! 708 01:32:05,231 --> 01:32:07,274 Get off! Fuckin' get off! 709 01:32:08,734 --> 01:32:09,818 You, you fucker! 710 01:32:10,027 --> 01:32:11,904 Get the fuck out! 711 01:32:22,163 --> 01:32:23,956 I don't get it, Ian. 712 01:32:24,123 --> 01:32:27,001 I don't get why you're doing this to yourself. 713 01:32:28,002 --> 01:32:30,879 - It's all coming apart. - No, it's all coming together. 714 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:33,966 Tonight was great. It'll go down in history. 715 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,928 You remember Lou Reed at the Free Trade Hall? 716 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,848 - The riot? - That's right, the fuckin' riot. 717 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,641 Best gig I've ever been to. 718 01:32:47,311 --> 01:32:50,147 It all used to be so simple, everything. 719 01:32:51,565 --> 01:32:54,693 Now everyone hates me. I've made everyone hate me. 720 01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:56,319 No one hates you. 721 01:32:56,486 --> 01:32:59,030 - Even the people who love me hate me. - Debbie? 722 01:32:59,197 --> 01:33:01,491 - And Natalie. - How can Natalie hate you? 723 01:33:01,658 --> 01:33:05,411 - For Christ's sake. - She will, though. I know she will. 724 01:33:06,329 --> 01:33:07,788 You're a good dad, Ian. 725 01:33:07,955 --> 01:33:11,291 No, Tony, I'm not. I know I'm not. 726 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:15,712 If I was a good dad, then I wouldn't be doing all... this. 727 01:33:18,048 --> 01:33:22,301 And what about Annik? She loves you. You love her. 728 01:33:25,346 --> 01:33:27,723 - I hate her. - And you love her. 729 01:33:32,644 --> 01:33:34,771 You can't pin all that on us. 730 01:33:34,938 --> 01:33:37,148 We didn't start the fuckin' riot. 731 01:33:40,026 --> 01:33:42,487 Mate, you're pissing up the wrong tree here. 732 01:33:42,695 --> 01:33:45,448 You think I owe you money for the damages? Guess what? 733 01:33:45,615 --> 01:33:48,284 I don't. So shut the fuck up and start suing, 734 01:33:48,450 --> 01:33:51,954 'cause that's the only way you're gonna get a fuckin' bean out of me. 735 01:33:52,996 --> 01:33:54,623 Wanker. 736 01:33:55,248 --> 01:33:58,335 Who the fuck...? 737 01:34:02,380 --> 01:34:04,924 - Hello. - It's Ian. 738 01:34:14,516 --> 01:34:17,852 Oh, fuckin' shine a light! Aren't you in enough trouble? 739 01:34:21,231 --> 01:34:23,608 - We need somewhere to stay. - Try a hotel. 740 01:34:23,816 --> 01:34:27,069 I'm skint, and you still owe me some money. 741 01:34:27,236 --> 01:34:30,823 Fuckin' hell! Have I got Barclays tattooed on my forehead? 742 01:34:32,157 --> 01:34:33,325 Get in. 743 01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:43,918 Tea's in the pot, bedroom's in there. 744 01:34:44,127 --> 01:34:45,878 Spare noddys in the drawer. 745 01:34:46,045 --> 01:34:47,296 Is this a bad time? 746 01:34:47,463 --> 01:34:50,132 No! I'm just in the mood for a desperate social call 747 01:34:50,299 --> 01:34:53,176 from you and Joan of Arc. 748 01:34:54,761 --> 01:34:56,221 Yes? 749 01:34:57,514 --> 01:34:59,474 Debbie! Great! 750 01:34:59,682 --> 01:35:03,603 And what the fuck can I do for you? Need some money, a place to crash? 751 01:35:03,811 --> 01:35:05,938 Fuckin' lightbulb need changin'? 752 01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:09,942 And you don't know where he is. 753 01:35:10,651 --> 01:35:12,069 Quelle surprise. 754 01:35:14,905 --> 01:35:16,948 Something about Derby? 755 01:35:17,782 --> 01:35:20,910 Well, it's nice to know you two are talking properly again. 756 01:35:22,829 --> 01:35:25,373 Listen, Debbie, I don't know where the fuck he is. 757 01:35:25,581 --> 01:35:27,708 As usual, I know fuck all. 758 01:35:29,001 --> 01:35:30,169 Don't I? 759 01:35:32,546 --> 01:35:34,256 Don't I? 760 01:35:34,464 --> 01:35:38,051 Rob, who are you talking to? 761 01:35:46,434 --> 01:35:47,768 Ian. 762 01:35:49,311 --> 01:35:51,021 What, he's there with you? 763 01:35:55,317 --> 01:35:57,110 Is she with him? 764 01:35:59,404 --> 01:36:05,284 Yeah. We're all here. One big fuckin' happy family. 765 01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:14,751 She wants a divorce. 766 01:36:23,718 --> 01:36:25,303 You can sleep here. 767 01:36:29,890 --> 01:36:31,934 Stay as long as you like, Ian. 768 01:36:39,107 --> 01:36:41,567 - You hungry? - Yeah. 769 01:37:05,881 --> 01:37:09,635 Ian? I've got an idea. 770 01:37:12,137 --> 01:37:15,223 I've been studying hypnosis. 771 01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:45,501 Ian? 772 01:37:46,711 --> 01:37:48,754 Let me in, love. 773 01:37:50,381 --> 01:37:52,257 Just want to talk. 774 01:37:52,466 --> 01:37:56,845 You're mine. Irretrievably. 775 01:37:58,096 --> 01:38:00,056 I'm a little scared. 776 01:38:01,557 --> 01:38:03,851 Scared of falling in love with you. 777 01:38:04,435 --> 01:38:06,312 This has to be for good. 778 01:38:07,354 --> 01:38:09,398 I'm sorry. 779 01:38:10,774 --> 01:38:14,361 I owe you everything. I love you. 780 01:38:14,528 --> 01:38:16,571 What does that mean? 781 01:38:18,406 --> 01:38:20,700 I've never felt this way before. 782 01:38:20,909 --> 01:38:22,660 So it was my life began... 783 01:38:22,827 --> 01:38:26,163 - I don't deserve this. - So is it now I am a man 784 01:38:26,330 --> 01:38:27,748 I didn't do enough. 785 01:38:27,915 --> 01:38:30,542 So it be you and I shall grow old 786 01:38:30,709 --> 01:38:32,294 I should have tried harder. 787 01:38:32,461 --> 01:38:33,629 Or let me die 788 01:38:36,298 --> 01:38:39,008 And I could wish my days to be 789 01:38:39,801 --> 01:38:41,844 Bound each to each 790 01:38:42,053 --> 01:38:44,096 By natural... 791 01:38:54,815 --> 01:38:56,525 Hi. 792 01:38:56,691 --> 01:38:58,193 Hi. 793 01:38:59,861 --> 01:39:01,237 I miss you. 794 01:39:03,322 --> 01:39:06,575 - Is everything all right? - I don't know, Annik. 795 01:39:06,784 --> 01:39:08,118 I don't know. 796 01:39:09,578 --> 01:39:11,622 It all feels wrong. 797 01:39:15,917 --> 01:39:18,795 Ian, you are confusing me. 798 01:39:21,422 --> 01:39:25,176 I know. I know I am. 799 01:39:32,182 --> 01:39:33,892 Dear Annik, 800 01:39:35,310 --> 01:39:38,646 I know I'm intruding on your life, not you on mine. 801 01:39:39,481 --> 01:39:42,650 I felt as if things were becoming a bit clearer earlier on, 802 01:39:42,859 --> 01:39:46,612 but can now see everything falling to pieces before my eyes. 803 01:39:48,948 --> 01:39:51,825 I'm paying dearly for past mistakes. 804 01:39:51,992 --> 01:39:54,786 I never realised how one mistake in my life 805 01:39:54,953 --> 01:39:58,707 some four or five years ago would make me feel how I do. 806 01:40:02,001 --> 01:40:05,338 I struggle between what I know is right in my own mind, 807 01:40:05,546 --> 01:40:09,717 and some warped truthfulness as seen through other people's eyes 808 01:40:09,883 --> 01:40:13,136 who have no heart, and can't see the difference anyway. 809 01:40:13,303 --> 01:40:14,930 Eh-up, you. 810 01:40:17,515 --> 01:40:18,683 Come on in. 811 01:40:18,892 --> 01:40:20,935 I saw Apocalypse Now at the cinema. 812 01:40:21,144 --> 01:40:23,438 I couldn't take me eyes away from the screen. 813 01:40:23,604 --> 01:40:25,356 What you been up to, then, eh? 814 01:40:25,523 --> 01:40:29,026 On the record, there's Marlon Brando reading The Hollow Men, 815 01:40:29,235 --> 01:40:34,364 the struggle between man's conscience and his heart until things go too far, 816 01:40:34,573 --> 01:40:37,409 get out of hand, and can never be repaired. 817 01:40:40,828 --> 01:40:43,372 Is everything so worthless in the end? 818 01:40:43,581 --> 01:40:45,541 Is there any more? 819 01:40:45,708 --> 01:40:48,627 What lies beyond? What is left to carry on? 820 01:40:48,794 --> 01:40:53,924 Ian, your room's still here. You know that, don't you? 821 01:40:54,132 --> 01:40:55,675 I know, Mum. 822 01:40:58,094 --> 01:40:59,262 Thanks. 823 01:41:06,435 --> 01:41:09,772 I have the feeling the epileptic condition will worsen. 824 01:41:09,938 --> 01:41:11,899 It frightens me. 825 01:41:14,276 --> 01:41:17,487 It's a lie to say "I'm not afraid any more". 826 01:41:18,279 --> 01:41:21,199 There's nothing the doctors can do but try tablets. 827 01:41:22,700 --> 01:41:24,327 I felt I had to tell you this 828 01:41:24,493 --> 01:41:27,288 even though it might change your feelings for me. 829 01:41:28,247 --> 01:41:32,501 I've been thinking of you constantly, trying to rationalise our situation, 830 01:41:32,668 --> 01:41:34,878 thinking of the things we've done. 831 01:41:35,045 --> 01:41:37,589 Images and thoughts prey on my mind, 832 01:41:37,797 --> 01:41:40,508 before my eyes all times of the day and night. 833 01:41:41,634 --> 01:41:44,470 And while some things are beyond my understanding, 834 01:41:44,637 --> 01:41:47,640 I know that I love you and will do forever. 835 01:41:49,350 --> 01:41:53,020 Until I see you again, I miss you with all my heart. 836 01:41:53,979 --> 01:41:57,107 All my love... Ian. 837 01:42:27,343 --> 01:42:29,803 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 838 01:42:30,012 --> 01:42:33,432 - You all right? - I'm not coming out tonight. 839 01:42:33,599 --> 01:42:34,975 Why not? 840 01:42:36,017 --> 01:42:38,395 I'm gonna go home. Speak to Debbie. 841 01:42:38,603 --> 01:42:40,563 Does she want to speak to you? 842 01:42:41,230 --> 01:42:44,984 Dunno. I just feel the need to speak to her. 843 01:42:45,151 --> 01:42:46,902 Well, if you're sure. 844 01:42:47,069 --> 01:42:49,530 I'll see you Monday morning at the airport. 845 01:42:49,738 --> 01:42:52,366 - You all ready and packed? - Not yet. 846 01:42:52,533 --> 01:42:55,368 I'm not gonna sleep tonight. I'm like a fuckin'kid. 847 01:42:55,535 --> 01:42:57,412 Yeah. Same here. 848 01:42:57,621 --> 01:43:00,707 I've got all my clothes laid out on my bed and everything. 849 01:43:03,126 --> 01:43:06,087 - I'll see you Monday. - Don't be late. 850 01:43:06,253 --> 01:43:08,797 Don't worry. I'll be there. 851 01:43:23,478 --> 01:43:24,937 I'm off. 852 01:43:25,563 --> 01:43:27,940 I'm gonna go meet up with Debbie tonight. 853 01:43:54,756 --> 01:43:58,176 Could we have your attention please, ladies and gentlemen? 854 01:43:58,343 --> 01:44:01,596 We are ready to begin now the sale on behalf of our bank 855 01:44:01,763 --> 01:44:04,807 to disperse the repossessed property 856 01:44:04,974 --> 01:44:07,184 formerly owned by a Mr Stroszek. 857 01:44:07,393 --> 01:44:09,937 Colonel Ralph Wade will be our auctioneer. 858 01:44:10,104 --> 01:44:13,940 I'll be serving as your clerk. We're ready to begin with the auction. 859 01:44:35,877 --> 01:44:38,963 Whoa! 860 01:45:51,530 --> 01:45:53,740 What are you doing here? 861 01:45:55,325 --> 01:45:57,452 Don't divorce me, Debbie. 862 01:45:59,579 --> 01:46:01,164 I don't want to lose you. 863 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:05,876 It's not that simple, though, is it, Ian? 864 01:46:07,837 --> 01:46:09,880 Is this really what you want? 865 01:46:10,089 --> 01:46:13,925 No. No, I don't. 866 01:46:16,803 --> 01:46:18,847 But you love someone else. 867 01:46:23,643 --> 01:46:25,936 What's that got to do with us? 868 01:46:27,313 --> 01:46:28,689 Everything. 869 01:46:34,861 --> 01:46:36,905 You can't leave her, can you? 870 01:46:39,657 --> 01:46:41,367 It's not that easy. 871 01:46:42,326 --> 01:46:45,329 I've tried. She won't go away. 872 01:46:50,667 --> 01:46:52,878 Well, then you've made your decision. 873 01:46:57,382 --> 01:46:58,633 Go on then. 874 01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,886 - What? - Go on, leave me alone! 875 01:47:02,095 --> 01:47:03,096 Ian. 876 01:47:03,304 --> 01:47:06,265 Don't come back until the morning. I'll be gone by then. 877 01:47:07,266 --> 01:47:08,726 Get out! 878 01:49:00,495 --> 01:49:02,538 So this is permanence 879 01:49:03,873 --> 01:49:06,083 Love shattered pride 880 01:49:07,710 --> 01:49:09,670 What once was innocence 881 01:49:09,837 --> 01:49:12,297 Turned on its side 882 01:49:14,383 --> 01:49:16,593 A cloud hangs over me 883 01:49:16,801 --> 01:49:19,095 Marks every move 884 01:49:21,014 --> 01:49:23,975 Deep in the memory of what once was love 885 01:53:13,226 --> 01:53:16,229 I'll be back in a minute. 886 01:53:16,396 --> 01:53:17,939 One minute. 887 01:53:41,044 --> 01:53:42,920 No! 888 01:53:46,173 --> 01:53:47,800 No! 889 01:54:48,772 --> 01:54:51,900 Can someone help me? 890 01:54:53,068 --> 01:54:55,112 Anybody, please? 891 01:54:57,072 --> 01:54:58,740 Can someone help me?